Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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