he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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