I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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