i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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