Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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