If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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