Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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