I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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