But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
This is the high leading the old right now
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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