But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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