At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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