are you still at the devil's house?
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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