Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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