butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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