Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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