the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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