we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
so much tequila, so little girl.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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