i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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