Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I have post one night stand depression
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
