pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Randomize
