stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Randomize
