Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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