Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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