I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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