Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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