Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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