How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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