do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
being pregnant is like rehab
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
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