Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Just puked most of my soul out..
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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