how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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