I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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