jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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