she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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