alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I need a burrito and a hug.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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