Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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