Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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