He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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