I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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