Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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