Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
