On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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