I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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