he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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