I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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