I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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