They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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