And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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