Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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