is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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