Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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