Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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