Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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