yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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