the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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