That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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