If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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