It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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